Dogs, cats, children – dealing with the same beasts. Gorgeous, charming little monsters. Don’t let it fool you as they look up with big beautiful eyes. Their plea identical – it wasn’t me honest.
Damn, so convincing. Be strong.
Rule 1: Don’t fall for their bewitching ways.
Rule 2: Don’t reward bad behaviour.
Rule 3: Don’t laugh.
“Get out of my sight.”
Before I crumble and hug.
Bloody hell, who is going to clean up this mess?
A: The dog?
B: The cat?
C: The kid?
D: The parent?
The correct answer is D, also known as me. Monsters not so adorable now…